See You at the River :)

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world,  I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, “We Shall Gather at the River.”

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6 thoughts on “See You at the River :)

  1. I got this by e-mail, too, ladies, so no surprise that some of you have already seen it. It made me chuckle in a big way, so I had to share it. :)T*ammy, great to see that you're still visiting. Hopefully one day you'll feel like blogging yourself again, but if not, hey, no big deal. The important thing is that you stay in touch one way or another! :)Love and hugs back to you, Diane. And I hope that you'll consider the request I made in my comment to your most recent post. ;)Susie, I am feeling so much better, thank you. I had a session with the specialist on Wednesday, and we worked out a new treatment plan that seems to work well for many with this ailment. No guarantees that it will work for everyone, of course, but so far so good. I feel a lot less tired today, and the pain level has gone way, way down, so I'm VERY optimistic that we're on the right track.

  2. I've had it going through my head all day, Pea! Which is not an entirely bad thing, I suppose, as there are far worse tunes in the world. But still, enough already! 🙂

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